Daisy, Don’t Get Too Comfortable

May 9, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

As soon as I saw these pictures of Mark Ronson and his child girlfriend, Daisy Lowe, I got all “Fatal Attraction” inside. I want to scream, “I won’t be ignored, Mark!” Daisy better keep her stuffed animal collection safe, because I’m this close to boiling one of her stuffed toy bunnies.

32-year-old Mark and 19-year-old Daisy were pictured as a couple for the first time in London last night. Daisy needs to go back to playing with Barbie and leave Ronson to the big bitches. I’m sure the girl is lovely and shits crystal bubbles, but she should put down the Ronson and move on.

You can tell Mark is thinking of me in those pics. “I won’t be ignoooored Mark!!! I won’t allow you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage!” Actually, he can do the latter anytime he wants.

Tags: Gross, Hot Slut of the Day, Mark Ronson

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