Bitch Please

May 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Mischa Barton is STILL talking about those pictures of her thighs looking like a yeast infection. She’s screaming reverse photoshop! Yup, they used the oatmeal tool on her.

Mischa’s pr bitch told Rush & Molloy, “Those photos are doctored. I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old. Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There’s a lot you can do with Photoshopping.”

She thinks that the pap who took the pics, Jamie Fawcett, is trying to make her look bad, because she bitched him out for taking pictures of her bare saggy titties. Jamie responded, “I wouldn’t seek to publicly embarrass her with nudity or health issues or body image issues. It is a shame that publications tend to highlight an issue that is not fair to a young girl. … However, sometimes these are the things that sell pictures.”

Please, Mischa loves this shit. She hasn’t had this much publicity since….well ever! I’m sure the offers are just rolling in after those pictures hit. I wouldn’t be surprised if her thighs are named the new mascot of Quaker Oats. Poor Quaker Oats Man will be out of a job.

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