Toilet Lady’s Boyfriend Pleads Not Guilty

May 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Remember that story from March about the chick who sat on a toilet for so long that she became one with it? Her boyfriend, Kory McFarren, pleaded not guilty yesterday to a misdemeanor charge of mistreatment of a dependent adult.

In February, Kory called the fuzz, because his girlfriend, Pam Babcock, wouldn’t get off the toilet. When police arrived, they found that Pam’s skin was attached to the toilet. They had to remove the seat in order to get her to the police. She had been inside the bathroom for two years and medical professionals think she had been sitting on the toilet for at least a month. Kory said she was too scared to come out.

Pam is still recovering in a Witchita, Kansas hospital. That fucking sucks. I really hope her ass cheeks grow back.

Kory’s first pre-trial hearing is June 13th. He faces up to a year in prison. Shouldn’t his punishment be 2-months on the pot? See how he likes losing his ass cheeks.

This moron also faces a felony charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for a different incident. Kory allegedly showed off his genitals to a neighbor girl who was a minor.


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