Sarah Larson is addicted to “Rock of Love.” I knew she was one of those classy call girls and not the trashy kind. Sarah said that when she fucked herself up in a motorcycle accident, she glued herself to marathons of the show. She even got George Clooney addicted.
She told Harper’s Bazaar, “We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated. And we were like, ‘This is sad.’” Sad?! Sarah probably knows half of those twats from working the ho stroll with them. Sarah would be on Rock of Love if she wasn’t licking Clooney taint.
Sarah’s biggest credit is being a contestant on Fear Factor, but she said she would not have dated George if he was also a reality star. “If George had been on a reality show, I don’t think I’d have talked to him. It would have been like, ‘That’s nice.’ “I don’t know. He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion.” That’s exacty why he did choose her, because if she’ll put a scorpion in her mouth, she’ll put anything in her mouth. Georgie totally likes it dirty. That being said, Sarah is turning out to be one of the smartest hos in Hollywood.
Here’s Sarah at some event for Giorgio Armani the other night. Last year, Sarah was probably getting groped by Giorgio the bus boy at the bar she worked at and now she’s clicking champagne glasses with Giorgio Armani.