Not A Joke

May 8, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Entertainment Weekly has the first pictures of Josh Brolin as George W. Bush and Elizabeth Banks as Laura Bush for the movie “W.” Unfortunately, this is not directed by Christopher Guest and it’s not a comedy. Oliver Stone is directing this ass fuck extravaganza which beings shooting in a couple of weeks.

Elizabeth Banks is no Laura Bush. She looks more like your pill-popping auntie that is on welfare, but wears cheap suits she buys from Filene’s Basement to try and look high-class. Josh Brolin looks like a vacuum salesman by day and a child toucher by night.

Kermit and Miss Piggy would have made a better Dubay and Laura.

This Razzie front-runner will also star Thandie Newton as Condi Rice, Jeffrey Wright as Colin Powell, Ellen Burstyn as Barbara Bush, James Cromwell as George Bush and Rob Corddry as Ari Fleischer. My butthole is currently in talks to play Dick Cheney. No deal has been finalized.

Tags: Film, Gross, Hot Slut of the Day, I Don't Like Jokes, Jude Law

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