Minnie’s Baby Daddy Is English

May 8, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Minnie Driver is slowly dropping hints on the identity of the father of her baby. Is she going to give us a prize for guessing correctly? Minnie told The Independent that he’s English and “sort of in the same business.” It’s totally Danger Mouse.

Minnie doesn’t know who the father is, now does she? She needs me to call up Maury and schedule an appointment. I’ll do it as a thank you gift to her for giving me Circle of Friends.

Minnie denied that the father is Craig Zolezzi. That’s a good thing, because her baby’s last name would be Zolezzi. SO…LEZZZZZY.

6-months-pregnant Minnie plans to keep her baby daddy a mystery for as long as possible. “I want to shield the baby’s dad as much as I can because it wasn’t his choice to get roped into all this stuff.” Haha. She doesn’t know! It’s okay, all major hos run into the same dilemma at least once in their life.

Here’s Minnie walking to BBC studios in London the other day. Bitch needs to be walking into Maury’s studios instead.

Tags: Dumbasses, Knocked Up, Uncomfortable

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