While Dreamy Doherty was busy injecting heroin in his eye balls in the clink, a welfare fund was set up to help him out with his financial troubles. Stefano Passantino, the founder of lastseason.com, donated all the profits from stripey t-shirts sold on his website to Dreamboat. The fund made a whopping $34.20. Shit, that’s $34 more than Dreamy has in his pocket now.
Stefano said, “Sales have been somewhat disappointing – we only sold six stripey tops. We had planned to do a big presentation and get a big cheque made up, but it seems pointless for a mere 17 quid and change. I wish Pete better luck selling records.”
The check has been forwarded to Dreamboat’s management aka his 6 cats. They are going to spend it on cat nip joints. Actually, Dreamy’s management said they will donate the money to charity. Generous.
You know, I was on my way to the post office to send my donation to Dreamy’s fund when I spotted a delicious Lucky Charms treat at the deli. My taste buds could not live without it. It was either crack money for a crackhead or a bite of marshmallow goodness. I made the right choice.