Bitch Thinks She’s Hot Shit

Katherine Heigl…Heigl…Heeeigl. You know, every time I say her last name, it feels like I’m hawking up a loogie. That’s pretty fitting since she looks like one. Anyway, our first lady of loogies might leave “Grey’s Anatomy.” A source told UsWeekly (via MSNBC) that loogie is getting tired of that shit.

The source said, “She’s working really long hours and is ready to move on.” Loogie is currently locked in a contract, but is trying to find a way out. She wants to leave the show, so she can focus on her movie career. We know how that works. In a couple of years, she’ll be begging to play Tracey Gold’s sister in a Lifetime movie.

One insider said it was smart for her ass to make movies while she’s still on Grey’s. The insider said, “She’s a smart one. She saw what can happen with someone like Jennifer Aniston, who was crazy successful on TV, but can’t seem to carry a film, and she tested the waters early.”

Heigl should move on already. A talent like her belongs on the stage. I hear Mars has a pretty amazing theater scene.