The Wino is loose on the streets of London again! Wino was arrested by appointment (the British are so civilized) yesterday for that video of her smoking crack which was released by The Sun in January. She was originally questioned about the tape in February and was due for a second interview in June, but yesterday she was asked to return to the police station. She was interviewed, arrested and then released on bail.
I love how they give you an appointment for when your ass is going to be arrested. And Wino showed up! Shit, I would ask them if I could re-schedule that appointment for like 2012 or something? I would tell them I had a dentist appointment and couldn’t make it. I’m sure they would understand.
Wino celebrated her freedom by roaming the streets at 4am to buy magazine, snacks and drinks. Please. The ho just wanted to let all the drug dealers of the neighborhood know that their queen customer was back in action.
Let this be a lesson to you all! Don’t smoke crack on camera! Ha! Now I must go wash off the chola tear I drew under my eye yesterday in honor of Wino being in the slammer.