1-900-CHEETOS

May 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Sucio alert! Star Magazine claims that Brit Brit and KFed have been enjoying late-night phone sex sessions. It all started when Brit Brit couldn’t sleep, so she decided to call KFed at 2am. At first they talked about SPF and JJ, but their conversation quickly turned into sloppy, greasy phone sex. Nasty.

A source said, “They have phone sex often — at least once a week. The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred.”

That isn’t right. That’s a 3,000 calorie phone call right there. I bet Brit tells him, “Ya’ll wanna stick yer cheeto puff in mah dunkin donuts?” Extra frosting!

A Brit Brit and KFed phone sex sessions sounds like the worst episode of Crank Yankers ever.

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