Which One Of These Idol Skanks Went Home?

May 7, 2008 / Posted by:

And who made the final 3? I know your ass is just dripping with anticipation. Find out who went home after the jump. JUMP!!!!

Good bong to Jason Castro! The stoner has left the building….to smoke a joint in his van in the parking lot. The bitch was seriously over it. Jason basically moped through the opening number. He looked like he would have rather been taking a doody than perform on that stage with those hacks.

During the Q&A, they were asked what the hardest thing to overcome was, he answered, “uh….the brain being dead.” Hell yeah!!! That’s the result of major baking. He should lay off the weed for a couple of seconds though. Yeah, that’s impossible. Castro without a joint is like Wonky McValtrex without a dick in her vag.

I’m sure Castro is going to celebrate by hitting his vaporizer hard tonight.

Syesha is next and then smug ass David Cook and dorky ass Archie will dick fight it out. If it was up to Gaycrest, they would dick fight in his mouth. Gaycrest cannot stop touching the dudes. I feel violated every time I see him grope David Cook.

I can’t wait for this to be over!!! We’re….almoooost….there….

Click here to see Stoney McStoner’s elimination.

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