We’ve All Been There

May 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Somebody had too many kamikaze shots. A pap claims Kelly Osbourne was escorted out of a club in London, because she couldn’t stand up! That’s why bars have bathrooms! You lock yourself in a stall and take a little nap. If a bathroom stall isn’t available, nap under a table. The kicks from the people above will rock you to sleep.

Kelly managed to get home, but the paps say she almost exposed her coochie while falling out of her cab. She walked across the street to her house and walked into a wall. Been there, done that. At least she got into her house. There’s been times where I got drunk and lost my house keys in the bar! It’s hard trying to sleep off the booze in a hallway or in bushes.

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