The Happy Couple

May 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Mimi and Nick Cannon’s wedding pictures are in the new issue of People Magazine. Mimi looks like she’s eyeing the buffet and Nick is smiling, because he just won the lottery. Sigh. Hopefully, Mimi will give People exclusive rights to her divorce pictures in a couple of months.

Mimi told the mag that she feels Nick is her “soulmate.” Nick said, “I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me. She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.” She’s very beautiful on the inside because she’s filled with donuts, cupcakes and candy! Those are all beautiful and delicious things.

The cover should have said, “Mimi is DICKMATIZED.” I hope that dick is making her slap somebody, because this mess is not going to end well.

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