Reason For Suicide

May 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Nooooooooooo! Talk Sex with Sue Johanson will end its run at midnight this Sunday on Oxygen. This is also when I’ll be ending my life. Couldn’t they give a bitch some kind of notice?! This has been sprung on us out of nowhere.

Sue started giving practical sex advice in 1984 on a Canadian radio station. The TV call-in show started on Oxygen six seasons ago. The show ending has nothing to do with its rating. This season delivered their best ratings ever.

77-year-old Sue said, “It’s been part of my life and I just love it. I’m going to miss writing scripts. I’m going to miss having to read books. I’m going to miss playing with sex toys.”

“I have been on television for 32 years. I think it’s time. I figured if we haven’t got it by now, we’re not going to get it. We’ve got to make room for somebody else.”

Sue isn’t retiring. She will continue to give lectures. The show will still be available on Oxygen’s website on demand.

Sue can’t do this to us! Sue has taught me so much about sex and sex toys. I feel like she’s my second abuelita. Oxygen better not even think of replacing this ho! She’s irreplaceable. Well, unless they replace her with Bea Arthur, but only Bea! She knows nothing about sex, but it would be hot to hear her talking about “lubricating the vagina” and “feces on the penis.”

Below is a clip of Sue explaining to a pregnant woman named “Britney” that it’s not possible for the penis to hit an unborn baby’s head during sex. Yes, her name is BRITNEY.


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