Lourdes Must Be So Proud

May 7, 2008 / Posted by:

At first I thought Madge was stick her tongue down Cheryl Burke’s mouth! Cheryl Burke would have liked it, because she’s a tramp whore! So…Madonna performed a small show in Paris yesterday and forced one of her innocent dancers to suck face with her. Dancer girl better have gotten a bonus for that nastiness.

It Madge wanted to swap spit with me, I’d do it. I’d suck as much spit from her mouth as I could and then spit it into a jar. I’d put that crap on eBay. Madonnaloonies will pay top dolla for her memaw juice.

I hope Madonna knows that this kind of shit doesn’t surprise us anymore. The only way she can truly shock us is if she put out good music. The truth.

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