If you stare deep enough into White Oprah’s nostrils in the picture above, you can see Colombia…..
Anyway, when I heard Mingling Moms named White Oprah as one of their “Mothers of the Year,” I thought it was a really late April Fool’s Joke. It wasn’t. White Oprah showed up yesterday to pick up her $2 plaque. Mingling Moms could have at least put White Oprah instead of Dina Lohan on that shit.
Newsday asked 45-year-old White Oprah what kind of advice she gives to HoHan, WO said, “Just to be honest and to stay morally correct. And listen to your mother.” She forgot to add, “And steal more fur coats, because my mortgage is due.”
The HBIC of Mingling Moms said this about WO, “Dina is such a dedicated mom. Through all the ups and downs of Lindsay, she has been by her side.” The last part of that quote must have been cut off. It should read “by her side doing lines.”
Here’s some pics of White Oprah with her momma at the awards ceremony yesterday.