Everybody’s Got A Dream

May 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Sheyla Hershey, a 28-year-old wife and mother from Houston, has had 8 surgeries on her breast to get them to their current size of FFF. Sheyla has around 2 quarts of silicone in each titty and she wants more!

Sheyla just wants to look better. She said, “I want to look better each day, every day. Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And, it’s good when you can make your dream come true.” What she just said is fucking amazing. She must be thinking with her implants. Her dream is going to turn into a nightmare when her skin finally breaks and her titties explode.

Her huge chichis even earned her a spot in Brazil’s Guinness Book of World Records. Sheyla still isn’t happy and wants to beat the world’s record for the largest implants.

Even though Sheyla wants to expand her breasts, the state of Texas won’t allow her to. They have limits on the amount of silicone that can be put into each breast. One health professional told FoxNews that Sheyla should “undergo a psychological evaluation” before going under the knife again. She should undergo a lobotomy not an evaluation.

Sheyla will instead have her surgery in Brazil. Good for Sheyla! She has a dream and she’s following it. A dream is a wish your titty makes.

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