It was a gay ole’ time at the Virgin Megastore Times Square in NYC today. Clay Gayken signed copies of his new music for 55-year-old vagina called “On My Way Here…..I Ate A Dick.”
I’m pissed that the photographers didn’t get some wonderful shots of Gayken’s Claymates! I can picture them in their mom jeans, puffy paint t-shirts, denim vests and Easy Spirit sneakers in pink. The pink is for Gayken, because that’s his favorite color. The janitor must have been dry heaving after the signing. Imagine mopping up all that old lady vagina water. Wrong.