What A Fucking Morning

May 6, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Gross! Site problems galore this morning. I know this nastiness has been happening since last night. We’re on it. Shit happens. Comments are still only open to registered users FOR NOW. We’re working on getting it open to everyone, so eat a cookie and chill.

Anyway, enough of that disgusting talk. I have a bunch of crap together. I’m behind! Yes, I know I’m always in that position.

Yesterday, Tommy Girl was on Oprah again and I wanted to cover that shit, but the site problems got in the way. I blame the aliens. I mean……..I love aliens!

Basically, the show was a big circle jerk around Tommy. Celebrities talked about how great Tommy is and how he’s so inspiring. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.

My favorite part of the entire show was the woman above. Her name is Nancy and she’s Tommy’s biggest fan. This automatically means the woman is certifiable. I normally wouldn’t say this, but the woman needs Scientology. She is too fucking hyper and overdosing on barley water might calm her down. Below is the clip of amazing Nancy:

Tags: Gross, Hot Slut of the Day

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