Uma’s Stalker Convicted

May 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Jack Jordan has been convicted of stalking Uma Thurman by a jury in NYC. Jack has been harassing Uma for the past 3 years. He has shown up to her house and movies sets. He’s also sent her strange cards and letters. Uma’s parents testified that Jack called them up in tearful, suicidal rants about their daughter.

Jack once sent Uma a drawing of an open grave, a headstone and a man standing on the edge of a razor blade. A spiral of random words referred to “chocolate, mouth, soft, kissing” and declared, “My hands should be on your body at all times.” Hey, doesn’t Hallmark carry that one?

He faces up to a year and 90 days in jail.

Jack’s attorney said that he “fell in love” with Uma while watching a scene in “Kill Bill.” He said, “He’s trying to get to the woman he loves — although it’s an obsession — in the hope that she will love him back. Jack Jordan is not charged with obsession. Obsession is not a crime.

Any man that carries a hiking backpack regularly cannot be trusted! Actually, he’s sort of hot…..I’ll stop!


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