Mischa Barton is pissed that someone took pictures of her cottage cheese thighs and droopy boobs. Mischa feels violated and said she should be able to melt her cheese in peace! She said the photographer, Jamie Fawcett, fucked up her vacation.
Mischa said, “He’s a ridiculous human being. I’ve never abhorred anyone more. I was so angry, I went up to him and said how disappointed I was with his behaviour. He apologized but he was very insincere.” Mischa should have been the one apologizing! I will never look at a bowl of cottage cheese the same way again! You don’t go up to a pap and say, “I’m disappointed.” You attack them and steal their camera. Did she not learn anything from Sean Penn?
Jamie Fawcett responded by saying, “She broke my camera lens!” No, he said, “I’m not a perv, and I didn’t intentionally mean to embarrass her. I don’t just set out and start my day thinking I want to get any celebrity topless.” Jamie claims he warned Mischa about going topless before taking pictures of her.
Life sucks when you’re rich, famous and mushy!
Here’s some pics of Mischa at the costume thingey last night. At least she covered up!