The theme for last night’s Costume Institute Gala at the MET was “Superheroes.” This explains Katie Holmes’ attire. She looks more like a fruit roll-up than a superhero. Speaking of fruit roll-ups, what is Tommy dressed as? Captain Gay Xenu? At least Tommy let go of Katie for a second to let her pose by herself. He must have followed my advice and installed LoJack in her ass.
Tommy’s dream boy, David Beckham, was also there last night with Posh. Becks is hot. Posh is not. She looks like she just finished giving the Pillsbury Doughboy an intense rim job. Flour face!