HoHan Stole Mah Fur Coat!

May 6, 2008 / Posted by:

A 22-year-old college student claims HoHan stole her $11,000 prized mink coat! Masha Markova thought she lost the coat, a gift from her memaw, while attending Nachos’ Birthday party at 1Oak. Yup, Paris’ Nachos. Masha remembers sitting next to HoHan with her mink coat between them. When it came time to leave Masha couldn’t find that shit. Two weeks later, she was flipping through OK! Magazine and spotted a picture of HoHan wearing her coat! Thievery!

Masha went through the blogs to find more pictures of HoHan wearing her coat. She also found pictures from the night of the party of HoHan wearing a black coat. Masha called the club and demanded they do something about it. They said they would handle it, but never called her back.

Masha then had her immigration lawyer contact HoHan’s lawyer. A few hours later, 1Oak called and said they were going to deliver something to her. They didn’t say what they were going to deliver. A couple of days later, her coat showed up reeking up booze, ciggies and with a slight tear to the lining.

Masha still isn’t happy. She wants HoHan to pony up 10 grand for the 3-week rental. A spokeswhore for 1Oak told The New York Post that they didn’t know where her coat was during that 3-weeks.

$11 grand for that cat skin?! You can get that shit for $11 down at the Salvation Army. Masha also didn’t say whether or not the coat was covered in a heavy layer of greasy fake tanner and lesbo jizz. That’s the tell-tale sign!

I’m also disappointed that HoHan was dumb enough to wear stolen merchandise around town. Everyone knows you’re supposed to pawn that shit right away.

Speaking of HoHan, here’s one of her supposed new tracks off her new album. Guess what? It’s diarrhea! But would you expect anything less?

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