Free At Last!

Dreamboat Doherty was released from prison in London today after serving 29 days of a 14-week sentence. Bollocks! Is that what the Brits say? He shouldn’t have served a fucking day! Dreamboat Doherty is special. No, I really think he’s special in a short bus kind of way. It would explain everything. Seriously, Dreamy doesn’t go to prison. Hopefully, the city of London has learned its lesson and won’t put him in there again.

Dreamy told his reporters that he couldn’t wait to get home, pet his cat and drink a rum and coke. What he really meant to say what that he couldn’t wait to get home, pet his peen, drink his cum and do some coke. I know, I’m nasty. He also said, “Thank you Mrs Thatcher for putting me in the company of the most dangerous criminals in the country.” Awwww, he’s so charming. He probably said that with heroin snots coming out of his nose, but he’s still a dreamboat.

When ask if he had taken any drugs while in the cokey, Dreamy told The Sun, “Well, I knew it was going to be a bit rough to start with, with the overcrowding and the medical facilities although they do their best – they are good, they can’t really cater for the average junkie…” Dreamy is anything but an average junkie. If he was a superhero, his name would be SuperJunkie! Here to snort the day!

It’s nice to know that Dreamy is free again. We should take bets on his next arrest. I’m guessing in about…..3 hours! I would say 2 hours, but it will take him about an hour just to “pet his cat.”