Blaaaake’s Big Escape

May 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Wino and Blaaaake’s fucked up relationship is my favorite soap opera. Days of our Crackheads! Wino has already asked Blaaake for a divorce, because she wants to be with Alex Haines. She’s denied this. Now comes word that Blaaake plans to run away with his blonde mistress. He wants to take a huge chunk of Wino’s $20 million fortune with him. That’s if she doesn’t smoke it up first.

Blaaake and his blonde bitch have been plotting their escape during secret prison visits. Blaaake wants a $6 million divorce pay day from Wino. The Sun claims he told his blonde ho, “Just say the word and I’ll dump Amy. I love you more than I could ever love my wife. You’re all that matters to me. I’ll leave Amy and we will be rich beyond our wildest dreams. But you have to marry me. Promise me you will and we can be happy.”

Who the hell talks like that? Blaaake thinks he’s fucking Joan Crawford. Drama. I’m sure he flipped his hair when he said it too. Blaaake calls his mistress “Tickles.” Ok, he’s totally Joan Crawford.

The real reason Blaaaake is escaping with Tickles probably has a lot to do with these pictures of Wino without her crack hive wandering the garden in a bra. If there ever was an image for the word “Crackhead,” that would be it right there!

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