File this under: This will ruin your day. My day has already been ruined by all the site trauma, so I’m bringing you down with me! Here’s the latest from Spencie’s advice column for Radar:
YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?
If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool.”
I usually bring up anal sex seconds after meeting someone, but that’s just me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I must go and stick chopstick in my ear to try and kill the images of Spencie putting a pinkie in Heidi’s poop shoot. You know it’s extra poopey.
Speaking of shit shows, The Hills got renewed for a fourth season!