Tommy Girl’s Shrine
May 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Tom Cruise’s official site has launched and it’s not what I would expect from a Tommy Girl website. There’s no aliens, no leather, no anal beads and no shirtless pictures of David Beckham. Booooring! The site celebrates Tommy’s 25 years in HO business. The site features a biography, movie trailer, crap, crap and more crap.
I have a few helpful tips for you upon visiting the site. Turn off the music RIGHT AWAY! You don’t know what kind of subliminal messages are hidden in there. Also, do not register! Nothing good can come out of registering on his site. If you register, your life will end. I”ll put it that way. Lastly, do not look directly at Tommy Girl’s picture. I started to and it gave me a slight craving for barley. Don’t do it!
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