ScarJo Is Engaged To This Hot Piece

May 5, 2008 / Posted by:

ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds are engaged! No! No! No! Scar’s rep has confirmed it to People, “They’re both thrilled.” Yeah, all 4 of them. ScarJo, Ryan and her two enormous chichis.

ScarJo is expected to show off her engagement ring at tonight’s Costume Institute Gala at the MET in NYC. Sources say that she can’t wait to show it off. Oh please let Alanis Morissette be there too! I need her to gallop up to Ryan and say, “Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?” The answer is no, but we don’t need to tell Alanis that.

ScarJo also has a shitty album coming out. Coincidence? I think not! Getting engaged is suddenly the new way to promote your album. Mariah Carey….Asshole Simpson….

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