Prince Harry received a medal today for being the sexiest ginge in the world. Ok, they said the medal was for his service in Afghanistan, but we know the real reason. Hot Ginge’s auntie, Princess Anne, led the ceremony which was attended by Prince Willy, Prince Charles and that slut Chelsy Davy!
Prince Hot Ginge served 10-weeks in Afghanistan on a top-secret mission. He was supposed to be there for 4-months, but his mission was cut short after the media revealed where he was.
Prince Willy should not have been there. He should have been at home putting egg whites and cocoa butter on his head. The dude is going to be bald before he hits 30.