Mother Of The Year And I’m Not Being Sarcastic

May 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

White Oprah has been named one of Long Island’s Top 20 Moms by Mingling Moms. The organization told OK! Magazine there’s nothing really behind it. They just compiled a list of moms of celebrities in the Long Island area. Basically, anybody can be on the list. Too bad Lynne Spears doesn’t live in Long Island. She missed out.

A rep said, “We’re just honoring celebrity moms on Long Island. It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.” Other women on the list include Alec Baldwin’s mommy, Mariah Carey’s mommy, Natalie Portman’s mommy and Billy Joel’s mommy.

White Oprah is planning to attend the awards ceremony tomorrow. That’s if she doesn’t get wasted and oversleeps.

I’m sorry, but the only organization that should be allowed to name White Oprah as their “mother of the year” is Anheuser-Busch.

Tags: White Oprah

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