Missing Mayer

May 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have gone on like 2 dates or something and Jenny’s friends are already claiming she’s falling love with his ass. While Jenny sat by the pool in Miami this weekend, Mayer was in NYC. She was reportedly texting and e-mailing him to come back to Miami. Somebody send this bitch a copy of “The Rules.”

A source told the Daily Mail, “She’s really into John, and the nine year age difference doesn’t bother her for a second. Jen’s already telling friends she’s falling in love with this guy. Jen’s really hoping he can spend more time in Miami with her. She just wants to see a lot more of him. This was definitely not a one-off thing as far as she’s concerned.

Desperate! Jenny is not playing this correctly! She needed to go out this weekend and get caught “canoodling” with some other man. Play a little hard to get. Damn. If that Blackberry she’s holding proposed marriage to her, she would yes.

Here’s some pictures of Jenny sitting by the pool planning her wedding to Mayer in her head. She totally is.

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