Bai Ling Almost Died!

May 5, 2008 / Posted by:

No, Bai Ling’s boyfriend is not giving her a little knuckle lovin’ right there on the beach. Bai Ling is making death face! We almost lost our beloved Bai Ling when a wave knocked her out. Okay, she didn’t almost die. She just got a little water in the brains. A little water in there will do Bai some good.

Bai was at the beach kayaking with Pink. No, “kayaking” is not code word for some kind of lesbionic act. The two were really kayaking. Bai Ling and Pink as friends is strange. What do they talk about? Naw, they don’t talk. They eat and kayak. And yes that’s code for something lesbionic.

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