A Match Made In Crack Heaven

May 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Dreamboat Doherty was supposed to play London’s Royal Albert Hall and then he sort-of accidentally got thrown in prison. I say accidentally, because it wasn’t meant to happen! Dreamboat is innocent. Anyway, Dreamy has rescheduled the show and even persuaded Amy Wino to join him on stage for a duet. Persuaded? He offered her a dimebag.

A source said, “They think playing at such an incredible venue will be a massive two-fingers to their critics – especially in light of their traumatic personal lives.”

Methadone should sponsor the concert.

Talk about fucking perfect. Wino and Dreamy go together like heroin and the shakes. Like booze and grease. Like crack and a broken light bulb.

It will most likely sound a lot like two cats engaged in violent sex. The first time I heard two cats doing it, I rushed out thinking someone was strangling my pussy!

Tags: Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty

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