Tommy Cruise never lets go of Katie. NEVER. He’s either grasping her hand or holding her back. The bitch cannot keep his hands off of her. He might as well put a leash on her. Better yet, install LoJack in her ass. If Katie wasn’t a robot, she would probably tell him to step the fuck off.
The twin aliens went to see “The Country Girl” on Broadway last night. Please. You know Tommy Girl really wanted to go see Xanadu. He totally knows all the steps and songs. I know I do. Well, I’m gay. We know these things.
Here’s also some pics of TomKat with Suri boarding a helicopter earlier today. If Tommy wasn’t busy trying to keep Katie from running away, he’d notice that Suri isn’t wearing shoes. The precious robot is cold! Put some Uggs on those feetsies. Damn.