Marisa Miller, Eat Your Heart Out

May 4, 2008 / Posted by:

The search is over! The cover girl for Sport Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition 2009 has been found. It’s pretty obvious that PP deserves the cover. Shit, they should devote the entire issue to her. They don’t even have to shoot new pictures! They can use these. It will be their best-selling issue of all time and by “best-selling” I mean it will sell 2. I will buy one and PP will buy one.

Here’s PP in Malibu yesterday with a man. How dare PP cheat on me with another gay! I was going to have chicken cutlets for dinner tonight, but I’m having fish instead! Betrayed!

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