The latest trailer for “The Dark Knight” is out and I’m into it. I had to shut my eyes when Maggie Gyllenhaal appeared on my screen. Her mouth moves in slow motion. Ugh. They should have just cast the cat from the “Fancy Feast” commercials. That hot pussy would have given the same performance and he’s fluffier. Fluffier is always better.
Maybe I’ll just wait until this movie gets released by the subway DVD vendors. Have you ever seen one of those bootleg DVDs shot on a disposable camcorder in the theater? It’s entertaining shit. Especially when you’re drunk. You don’t watch those DVDs for the movie, you watch them to hear the conversations in the theater. The shit people talk about in a dark movie theater. Maybe I’m just easily entertained. Yeah, that’s it.