Wino Effs Up Again

May 3, 2008 / Posted by:

If you gave Wino a genie in a bottle with unlimited wishes, she would find a way to fuck that up. Shit, she would probably mistake the genie for an 8-ball and snort that shit up. Well, she’s fucked up the new Bond song! Wino and Mark Ronson were working on a duet for the upcoming James Bond flick, but all work has ceased.

Mark Ronson told The Sun that it’s all over, “We did work on it but we never finished it. I don’t think it will happen unless by some miracle it gets recorded and someone sings on it. I’m not sure Amy is ready to work on music yet.”

Friends of Wino are afraid Mark will turn his back on her. He’s one of the only people in her crack life that truly want the best for her. Blah..blah..blah…

Wino’s spokeswhore said, “Mark presented a track to Amy, but she had other ideas about the direction it should take. We’re sure they will continue to make great music together.”

Most likely, Wino wanted to call the song “Blaaaaaaake is Forever” or “For Blaaaaake’s Eyes Only.

Now the Bond theme is without a singer. I nominate the hot dude below (this shit is NSFWish):

Here’s some pictures of Mark Ronson looking like a hot plate of disco fries leaving Lily Allen’s BARFday party last night.

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