That Dress Is Cursed

May 3, 2008 / Posted by:

YouTube superstar and owner of the craziest eyes in the world, Tricia Walsh Smith, has put her wedding dress up on eBay for charity. Tricia has donated her custom made Yumi Katsura wedding gown to the Wounded Warrior Project. Tricia wore the dress when she married Philip Smith. The dress is a size 10, but it has been altered to a size 6. Sure. That’s what all the crazies say.

The dress also comes from a smoke and pet free home. But not a crazy free home.

As you may have heard, Tricia was kicked out of her Park Avenue apartment this past weekend by her hubby. She has promised to make more YouTube rants, but from a different location.

Tricia is a crazy bitch without a home! Why the hell is she donating the proceeds to charity! She needs that money to buy a motor home or a teepee or whatever.

Furthermore, who the hell would buy that dress? It’s cursed! Wearing that dress will immediately make your eyes bulge out and you will stop blinking. It will also lead to you “slagging off” your husband on YouTube and harassing his co-workers about how he doesn’t fuck you. Nothing good can come out of wearing that frock.

Get your shit at David’s Bridal instead.

Thanks Mercedes

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