Somebody give Kanye West a twinkie, because he needs to calm down. Kanye’s chonies are in a bunch over Entertainment Weekly’s review of his “Glow in the Dark” tour. They gave him a B+. This is not good enough for him and he’s taken to his blog to bitch and moan about it.
Entertainment Weekly’s Not Invited!
Yo, anybody that’s not a fan; don’t come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya’ll two cents in? Ya’ll rated my album shitty and now ya’ll come to the show and give it a B+. What’s a B+ mean? I’m an extremist. It’s either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn’t dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can’t have fun and lose yourself at this tour it’s a good chance you’re a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don’t know shit about passion and art. You’ll never gain credibility at this rate. You’re fucking trash! I make art. You can’t rate this. I’m a real person. I’m not a pop star. I don’t care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you’re not invited and if you see me…BOW!! This is not pop, it’s pop art!
Kanye should take his own advice. He needs a drink, a Rice Crispy treat, a hug and a couple of bong hits. Where I come from a B+ will get your ass $10 and a pizza party. I mean, it’s a review from fucking Entertainment Weekly not Jesus! Although, I heard Jesus gave the show an A-. Don’t tell Kanye!
Below is a scan of EW’s review that set Kanye OFF. Pop off!