Hynie Is Victorious!

May 3, 2008 / Posted by:

When James Brown passed away, his woman was locked out of his mansion and left crying at the gates! Remember that hot bitch? Well, Tomi Rae Hynie has had the last laugh! Wait, I can’t help but not giggle like a teen girl after her first bong hit whenever I hear the word “Hynie.” It’s like hiney. I’m not drunk, I swear.

An attorney has confirmed that James Brown is indeed the father of her 6-year-old son, James Brown II. Peter Shahid, little James’ attorney, told the AP that the boy was tested in April.

A judge in South Carolina ordered the DNA test after the trustees of James’ estate suggested Tomi wasn’t legally married to James and that her son isn’t his. Tomi and little James Brown were not mentioned in his will.

The results of the court-ordered test have not been released.

Quick! The Insider needs to run over to Hynie’s shanty house and get her comment STAT! The woman knows how to give an interview. Need I remind you:

And here are some pics of Hynie with little James at the Grammys this past February.

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