Brangelina And Zahara Take To The Skies

May 3, 2008 / Posted by:

Brangie and Zahara went on a helicopter ride today in France to go look at houses or something. They are reportedly staying in France until Angie’s chosen twinsies pop out. I hope she names them Paris and France or Pepe and LePew or Baguette and Crepes. Any of those will do.

Maddox couldn’t make it, because he was too busy putting laxatives in Zahara’s milk. He’s pissed that she’s the one getting carried around everywhere now. Remember the days when his feetsies were too good to step on common ground? Actually, they still are. Angie should get him one of those segways.

Here’s more pics of the chosen family in France.

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