Suri and those two creepy aliens were in NYC today. I should stalk their asses and throw water on Katie to see if she malfunctions.
Did Suri get into Tommy Girl’s Miss Clairol stash, because homegirl’s hair looks lighter. I know it’s the thing in Hollywood to go lighter, but the girl is 2. She should at least wait until she’s 3! What’s next? A titty job?
I’m sure it’s natural. Suri keeps it real. Seriously, she probably just walked in on Tommy Girl doing Xenu knows what and her hair went light from the shock of it all.
And someone should really check Suri into Promises for her barley water addiction. It’s getting a little out of hand. We’re going to find her roaming the farms and fields jonesing for a barley fix.