What A Waste Of Cake

May 2, 2008 / Posted by:

The paps gave Lily Allen a cake last night for her 23rd Birthday. Lily thanked the paps by throwing it back at them. When people waste cake, I cry. Lily Allen of all people should not waste cake. She looks like she could swallow that shit whole. Tin container and all. Actually, that really doesn’t look like cake. It looks more like cinnamon rolls without the delicious frosting. I’d eat it anyway.

I’ve changed my mind about her blonde hair. It looks like someone puked all over her head. She looks exactly like the crazy lady at my laundromat that is always bitching about how expensive bleach is. BLEACH!

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