This Shit Is Sad

May 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Gary Coleman’s appearance on “Divorce Court” concluded today with talk about sex, TruTV and Shannon Price’s dogs. Gary basically wants more fucking in his life. He called their sex life “mediocre.” Shannon is completely fine with the way that things are in the bedroom.

He said that they have physical issues that makes it hard for them to be intimate. Shannon has three dachshunds in the house, so she’s busy “with that.” Ewwwww…she’s totally fucking her dachshunds.

In the clip below Judge Toler finally asked them if they consummated their marriage. Gary answered, “I…yeah…well…yeah….it’s a little bit complicated.

That means he couldn’t reach. Get that man a step stool! He needs to get laid.

The show ended with Judge Toler giving the couple “homework.” She basically told them to be positive and to come back in 6 months. Some fucking homework assignment. She should have given them my advice, “Get a step stool!

Shannon and Gary promised they would not get a divorce and they will work on their marriage.

Oh and Gary’s still broke. He even mentioned that he had to call the mortgage company to tell them he could only pay half of this month’s bill. Can’t Mr. Drummond give him a loan?

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