This Post Is Just Another Excuse For Me To Call Mimi An Idiot

May 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Mimi and Nick Cannon got a marriage license on the Caribbean island of Eleuthera. I like to call it Urethra, because that’s what Mimi is thinking with. The woman needs to get her vagina out of her brains and annul this foolio before it’s too late!

People reports:

According to marriage requirements for the Bahamas, a couple must be in the country for at least 48 hours, be over the age of 16 and have obtained a valid marriage license within 90 days, explains Monique Gomez, a Bahamian attorney in Nassau who specializes in family law.

The source says that Carey did obtain a license in Eleuthera within that time period. And clarifies Gomez, “The minister would make sure [the license] goes into the registry. It’s still a valid marriage even if it’s not filed. Anywhere in the world.”

They apparently got married at her private estate in an island off Urethra.

The woman is not in her right mind. Dickmatization is a real and dangerous disease. That man is going to take her lingerie closet, her rhinestone butterfly collection and her dignity! I thought I would throw in that last one just for laughts.

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