They Need Better Wigs
May 2, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Judy Landers’ gorgeous daughters, Kristy and Lindsey, are the epitome of glamour, but they really need to stop wearing cheap Cinderella wigs. I’m pretty intrigued about what’s hiding underneath that $3 lump of polyester. I’m guessing their real hair is made of pure gold and it’s too fragile to deal with the outside elements. That makes sense, because they did come from Judy’s vagina and that shit is made out of diamonds and gold.
And where the hell is their reality show already? My Tivo has been asking me about this mess. Actually, my Tivo has been begging me to stop infecting him with more reality shows starring a bunch of dumb whores. Oh well! Sucks to be him.
Here’s Judy and her stunning daughters working Robertson Blvd. yesterday.
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