The New Mother Theresa

May 2, 2008 / Posted by:

MiserAlba took time out from her busy schedule of frowning, yelling at the walls and writing a letter to Cash Warren on the “100 reasons why she hates him” to deliver pressies to some knocked up under age girls. You know it was just a bunch of ugly shit from her baby shower. It’s the thought that counts. MiserAlba really does have a giving hea….hear….hea…. I can’t type it. It would be a lie.

Here’s more pics of Alba at Thomas Riley High School in Los Angeles today. The girls in the first thumbnail below are amazingly gorgeous and chic. Ladies, this is what you should all aspire to look like. Even Alba knows she can’t compete with their beauty. Bitch recognizes.

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