Some Family Member Of Nick Cannon “Confirms” Wedding

May 2, 2008 / Posted by:

No, it wasn’t his mother or auntie. Hell, it probably wasn’t even his first cousin. Some family member of Nick Cannon told E! News that he’s in fact married to Mariah Carey.

Linda Cannon said, “Yes, we know. He called us and told us all about it,” she said. “We are happy for him. If that is what he wants, then we are happy for him. I’m not going to give you any details, but we are happy for him.” She’s not going to give any details, because she doesn’t know any! Bitch please! She got her “confirmation” from the internet like everyone else did.

She’s probably his cousin’s half-sister’s son’s cousin or something. I’m probably related to Nick Cannon in some way, so I’m going to confirm the wedding. Mimi looked lovely and they are were so happy together. I say “were happy,” because Mimi mistook Nick for the wedding cake and she ate him. But the moments they did have together were special.

A source also said, “Everyone is happy to see her happy. And it could work out – some people know each other for five years and get divorced. Maybe this is true, instant love.”

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