Miley Can’t Come Out And Play Today

May 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus was supposed to show her face and teeth (mostly teeth) at a Disney event today in Orlando, but she won’t be there. She’s too busy shooting her pictorial for Playboy. 15-year-old Miley was supposed to join a bunch of other Disney whores to shoot the”Disney Channel Games,” a charity competition.

The L.A. Times confirmed with Disney that she’s not expected to show up, but Disney wouldn’t elaborate.

Disney’s the meanest pimp on the stroll. They perfume their whores with kisses when everything is fine and dandy, but they are quick to burn their asses with a hot curling iron the minute they fuck up in the smallest way.

Fuck Disney! Miley should sign with Snoop Dogg. He treats his hos with loving care.

Since Miley has to stay home today, I hope she stays away from web cams.

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