Lindsay Isn’t Laughing

May 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is not happy about this ad which ran in USA Today from the American Beverage Institute. The ad warns us against evil doers that want Ignition interlocks (a breathalyzer) installed in every car in America.

They should have used Richie Sambora’s mug shot. It’s a little more timely. Anyway, TMZ reports that Linds’ lawyers are already on it and trying to figure if the ad violates copyright laws.

Linds’ main lawyer, Blair Blerk, issued this statement:

“USA TODAY is idiotic for running such an irresponsible advertisement, suggesting that drinking and driving is some kind of American “tradition” we should protect. Not identifying that this ad was paid for by the liquor industry is profoundly reckless.

Drunk, old, white businessmen, drunk cougars out for girls night out, and drunk wedding parties should be kept off the roads of America. Lindsay Lohan fully endorses ignition interlock devices that have been well-proven to save lives.”

How dare Blair! I see drunk, old, white gays, drunk call girls looking for their next john and two drunk lovers.

Lindsay should sue. The booze industry has a lot of cash and she needs some……for more boozing!!

Also, Gawker points out that they spelled her name wrong in the ad. Those drunk sluts!

Source VIA Gawker

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